Want To Be Happy

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy?

Argument Ended

Wife SMS, Length: 225 Characters

Wife comes home

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once shes done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

Wife SMS, Length: 566 Characters

Stupid and beautiful at same time

A Husband said to his wife One day

"I dont know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded ,
"Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;

God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !"

Wife SMS, Length: 335 Characters

marry one lady

If you marry one lady,
She will combat with you.

But, if you marry 2 ladies,
They will combat for you.

Think extraordinary. Add wife, have life :p

Wife SMS, Length: 185 Characters

Wife speaks more

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home

from office after consuming his 25,000 words &
wife starts her 30,000

Wife SMS, Length: 230 Characters