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What is the difference b/w wife and saali

What is the difference b/w wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,


Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p

Wife SMS, Length: 360 Characters - SMseZ.com

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)

Wife SMS, Length: 368 Characters - SMseZ.com

Wife going to USA

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl

Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months

Wife SMS, Length: 186 Characters - SMseZ.com

When a man steals your wife

When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

Wife SMS, Length: 97 Characters - SMseZ.com

Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend

Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.

Wife SMS, Length: 184 Characters - SMseZ.com

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