Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,




Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 143 Characters

I Have Already Signed All Cheques

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, Im Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 205 Characters

Santa Drivs In To 1-Way

Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cros NO ENTRY Board

Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Santa: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 170 Characters

Santa Driving On D Wrong

Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
> Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 186 Characters

Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge

Santa Se Puchha Ki-"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-"A Cockroach"
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 154 Characters