Santa To Banta: Oye

Santa To Banta: Oye, Tuu Har Sms Mujhe 2 Baar Kion Bhejta Hai.....????

Banta: Wo Is Liye K Agar Tujhe Ek Forward Kerna ho Tou Dossra Tere Paas Rahe..... ;->

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 167 Characters - SMseZ.com

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe

Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe...
Banta: Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti...!.
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Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon....

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 196 Characters - SMseZ.com

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi,

upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.

Banta:To xchnge krna tha

Santa:Kisse karta?

Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi.

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 202 Characters - SMseZ.com

Ultimate answer while changing the job

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didnt tell me where.

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 158 Characters - SMseZ.com

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again,
Santa replies: Im coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa Banta SMS, Length: 206 Characters - SMseZ.com