Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 176 Characters

Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapre

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi us time k Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Aqal badi ki bhains

PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?

MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu...

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 93 Characters

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 165 Characters

Apun ek sher bolega

Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 180 Characters