Fish is male or female

Aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Answer:

jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

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Oh! shit jal gaya

What was GOD's First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho..

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

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Ek larki chali ja rahi th

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

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Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland

if u want to drive 'Mercedez'
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and wish 2go2 switzerland,
and like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com

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Inbox is empty

Inbox is empty
Outbox is empty
Draft is emptybut..U & UR memories r overloaded in my HEART...

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