Suggestions for Married People

Two Wise Suggestions for Married People

Never laugh at your wifes choices
(You are on of them)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices
(Your Wife is one of them)

Marriage SMS, Length: 191 Characters

Government do not allow marriages

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Marriage SMS, Length: 162 Characters

Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi

Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.

Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

Marriage SMS, Length: 163 Characters

My darling my lover my beautiful wife

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'go to hell'

Marriage SMS, Length: 345 Characters

A Good Marriage

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband

Marriage SMS, Length: 64 Characters