My darling my lover my beautiful wife

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'go to hell'

Marriage SMS, Length: 345 Characters - SMseZ.com

A Good Marriage

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband

Marriage SMS, Length: 64 Characters - SMseZ.com

There's A way of Transferring

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

Marriage SMS, Length: 104 Characters - SMseZ.com

A husband's last

A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

Marriage SMS, Length: 52 Characters - SMseZ.com

They Say Marriages

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Marriage SMS, Length: 71 Characters - SMseZ.com