Made No Resolutions
I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans,
Criticizing, Sanctioning
And Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me
Funny SMS, Length: 179 Characters
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
Youre Spending Someone Elses Money
Instead Of Your Own
Funny SMS, Length: 109 Characters
Attachment Is Not When
Attachment Is Not When
Two People Chat Day & Night.
.
.
.
Its When Someone E-Mails U
And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
That File Is Called Attachment
Funny SMS, Length: 201 Characters
5 Missed Calls From
5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.
5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.
5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.
5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
Funny SMS, Length: 296 Characters
husband faith
An unfaithful husband
Thinks of other women
When he sleeps with his wife.
A faithful husband thinks
Of his wife when he sleeps
With other women
Funny SMS, Length: 181 Characters
