Made No Resolutions

I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans,
Criticizing, Sanctioning
And Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me

Funny SMS, Length: 179 Characters

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
Youre Spending Someone Elses Money
Instead Of Your Own

Funny SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Attachment Is Not When

Attachment Is Not When
Two People Chat Day & Night.
.
.
.
Its When Someone E-Mails U
And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
That File Is Called Attachment

Funny SMS, Length: 201 Characters

5 Missed Calls From

5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.

5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

Funny SMS, Length: 296 Characters

husband faith

An unfaithful husband
Thinks of other women
When he sleeps with his wife.

A faithful husband thinks
Of his wife when he sleeps
With other women

Funny SMS, Length: 181 Characters