Man came home,
Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.
Ill have to marry my girlfriend coz shes Garbhavati
Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
Son: Ill have to marry my girlfriend coz shes Garbhavati.
There is two type of sex on earth
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
A student: Teacher I know few more.
Teacher: What?
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex..
A couple had a fight
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Boy touches a girl everywhere
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.