SMS Messages Collection

SMS COLLECTION

marry one lady

If you marry one lady,
She will combat with you.

But, if you marry 2 ladies,
They will combat for you.

Think extraordinary. Add wife, have life :p

Wife SMS, Length: 185 Characters

Stupid questions people

Examples of stupid questions people ask..

1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?

2. When its rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?

3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?

4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?

5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?

6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?

7. Ur on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?

Funny SMS, Length: 657 Characters

Good teacher according to students

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Funny SMS, Length: 352 Characters

Low battery call

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

Funny SMS, Length: 153 Characters

Things may go wrong

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes;
Always remember these three things.

1) im with you.
2) still with you.
&
3) will always be. .

Friendship SMS, Length: 230 Characters

Faith we have

Sometimes,
no matter how much faith we have,
we lose people.
But
we never forget them.
And
sometimes,
its those memories that
give us the faith to go on!

Cool Decent SMS, Length: 200 Characters

Make u feel more alone

A Wrong
Relationship
Will Make You Feel
More Alone Than
When You Were
S i n g l e!

Friendship SMS, Length: 114 Characters

You seek guidance from Allah

Things arent always as they seem.

Umm-e-moosa was told to throw her son in the river
Hazrat yusuf (a.s) was left to die in a well.
Hazrat maryam delivered a child alone.
Hazrat yunus (a.s) was swallowed by a fish
Hazrat ibrahim (a.s) was thrown in the fire.

Yet look at how it turned out for them, in the end.

Allah always has a better plan for us,
Things may not start off too Well,
But the ending is usually better than we except.

If today you are facing hard times,
Have faith and pray for a better tomorrow.

Miracles do happen when
You seek guidance from Allah.

For he is all-knowing,
All-wise & all-powerful.