Want To Be Happy

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy?

Argument Ended

Wife SMS, Length: 225 Characters

Mind Dating With Monkeys

"If Money Ever Grew On Trees
Girls Wouldnt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

Funny SMS, Length: 80 Characters

Five Minutes Of Sleep Left

Everyone Has To Admit
That The Most Depressing Moment Is When
You Wake Up Early And
Realize That You Only Have
Five Minutes Of Sleep Left.

Good Morning :)

Greetings SMS, Length: 192 Characters

Say You Love

Dont Say You Love
Someone And Then Change Your Mind ...

Love Isnt Like Picking
What Movie You Want To Watch

Love SMS, Length: 135 Characters

Different From Important

Special Is Different From Important.
Special Is Someone
You Will Never Forget For The
Rest Of Your Life.
Important Is Someone
You Need For The Rest Of
Your Life.

Friendship SMS, Length: 198 Characters

Hate You For Being Different

People May Hate You For Being Different
And
Not Living By Societys Standards,
But
Deep Down, They Wish
They Had The Courage To Do The Same

Cool Decent SMS, Length: 170 Characters

Wife comes home

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once shes done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

Wife SMS, Length: 566 Characters

Love everbody

I love everybody.

Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and
others I would love to punch in the face.

Love SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Suggestions for Married People

Two Wise Suggestions for Married People

Never laugh at your wifes choices
(You are on of them)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices
(Your Wife is one of them)

Marriage SMS, Length: 191 Characters

Stupid and beautiful at same time

A Husband said to his wife One day

"I dont know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded ,
"Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;

God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !"

Wife SMS, Length: 335 Characters