I Hadnt Realized

I Hadnt Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

Misc SMS Jokes, Length: 114 Characters

Medical term for lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me.

Well, in plain english,
The doctor replied, youre just lazy

okay, said the man.
now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife

Misc SMS Jokes, Length: 408 Characters

Height stupidity 0f Begging

Height stupidity 0f Begging

A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up
A Notice Board In Front Of Him:

Please Do Not Make Noise By
Dropping Coins...pls Offer Notes

Misc SMS Jokes, Length: 185 Characters

Teacher complete form

TEACHER is a complete full form of the

T-Talent
E-Education
A-Attitude
C-Character
H-Harmony
E-Efficient
R-Relation

Better remember it

Misc SMS Jokes, Length: 193 Characters

Generally we believe our memory is weak

Generally we believe our memory is weak..


but,
only when we want to forget someone we loved a lot, we begin to realize how powerful our memory is!

Misc SMS Jokes, Length: 175 Characters