Elephant and girl
Girl: Doc, look at my vagina.
Doc: how come the hole is too big.
Girl: I was raped by an elephant
Doc: But elephants have small dicks.
Girl: He fingered me first.
Purra Lay Lay
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka
Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka
Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi
Boy kiss
BOY:can i kiss u?
GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips?
BOY:WHAT?
GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips?
BOY: I DIDN’T GET U?
GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?
Dirty sms larki
1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm…
1Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.
Dirty Sms
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!