The Juice Sms

A child on juice corner-
Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?
Father- Hai,
Teri Mummy.
Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..

Adult SMS, Length: 185 Characters - SMseZ.com

Khoon kharaba

Aik Larka Larki Say: Main Kanwari Larkiyon se Sex nahi kerta.
Larki: Woh kyon?
Larka: Kyon k Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai

Adult SMS, Length: 147 Characters - SMseZ.com

Sath Wala

A girl tells her boyfriend inside cinema hall: mairay sath wala muth maar raha hai…
Boy says: ignore him.
Girl: i cant . . . He is using my hand.

Adult SMS, Length: 171 Characters - SMseZ.com

Malaika Sharawat 1000

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

Adult SMS, Length: 176 Characters - SMseZ.com

Ek Taxi Driver

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:“O“ Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho

Adult SMS, Length: 231 Characters - SMseZ.com