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Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Adult SMS, Length: 187 Characters - SMseZ.com

Door sy dekha to pathan nanga khara tha.

Door sy dekha to pathan nanga khara tha.
or
or
or
or kiya?
Qareeb jane ka to sawal hi peda nahi hota.

Adult SMS, Length: 126 Characters - SMseZ.com

Exams Ka Saya Hai

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Adult SMS, Length: 174 Characters - SMseZ.com

purchase 20 vehicals in rs20

Riddle:

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.

Adult SMS, Length: 183 Characters - SMseZ.com

khari ho kar

Kuch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”

Adult SMS, Length: 197 Characters - SMseZ.com

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