God puchha “kidhar

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Munna bhai: Abe

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 152 Characters

Tum apun ko Itna

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 146 Characters

Kya mast air chal

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Wishing You A Wonderful

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 130 Characters

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 164 Characters

Tera bahot memory

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 130 Characters

Abhi bole to bhai

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
 

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 176 Characters

Bole to ekdum jhakas style

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Munna bhai SMS, Length: 136 Characters

DID I FORGIVE U

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ
DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER
YEAH
I MISS U

Miss You SMS, Length: 82 Characters